Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Comfort Is:

When you are driving home with your boyfriend and he says to you, "Honey, we need to get home soon, the turd monster is knocking on the shit hatch."

Oh my goodness. Only him. He blows me away. In fact, we were just in the store getting stuff for dinner and we were in an isle all to ourselves and he farts. I was like, "Seriously!?!" Next he says, "We need to get out of this isle, quick."

And he wasn't joking! Disgusting.

1 comment:

angie said...

The turd monster huh...I'll have to share that one with Dave!!!