Friday, January 23, 2009

Freaking Ass-JACK!

What the hell is wrong with people sometimes!!!!???!?!?? I swear, some people should not be allowed to drive because they are absolute morons. I had someplace to stop after work today. When I pulled into my parking spot, I made sure to pull right in the middle of the spot. There were people on either side of me and there was plenty of room for them and me to get in and out of our cars. That is how you are SUPPOSED to park.

I was in where I needed to be for roughly 45 minutes and when I came out I wanted to bash the car that was parked next to me with a baseball bat - NO JOKE! This stupid ass-jack was parked so freaking close to my drivers side that I couldn't get to my door from the back. I had to walk around in this huge circle (which isn't the problem)...but even trying to get to my door from the front of my car. Even going in that way I had to squish into my vehicle. Not only that, my jacket now has an array of grime and dirt from the ass-jacks vehicle and my own due to there being lack of room.

Here is the kicker. The stupid fucker had NO ONE on the other side of him (or her). NO ONE!!!! There was at least TWO feet on the other side of them. How the fuck do you park that badly??? Not only that, when you are driving a nice freaking car, you would think you would be mindful of leaving room between them and another vehicle. I wanted so bad to leave a nasty little message on their windshield. If I were any bigger, I would not have been able to get into my car.

I hate when people are so disrespectful. I know there are times when you get close to the line when you park and don't notice. But there was no way you couldn't have noticed this. I didn't leave the ass-jack a nasty message. I didn't bash the vehicle with a baseball bat. But I will be sure to be mindful of my own parking job so that no one else has to feel like I did today in the rain with my big pregnant belly getting into my car.


Cosmo-Mom in the City said...

That happened to me while I was pregnant. I basically sat there wondering what the best strategy was to get in to my car. After a few minutes I climbed in from the passenger side. They're lucky you aren't a jerk because most people I know wouldn't have blamed you for leaving a love tap on their door;)

Jayla'sMommy said...

I hate people who don't know how to park! I had that happening to me once when Jayla was only a few weeks old. I was at Walmart and when I walked back to the car with her in her baby seat some idiot parked his huge ass truck so close to my car that I could not even really open the door on the side where the car seat base was. I was so pissed that I left him/her a nice note on his/her windshield saying "Learn how to park, jackass!!!"

Jiff said...

My husband spits on cars that do that. lol. Cause we're classy people. :)